Sample Character

Sample Character
This is Sample Character. Shkle is more powerful than Axe Cop, Aquaman, and The Tick put together (power level 9,001+).

Background
Sample Character grew up as an amoeba on the planet Omicron Persei VIII, but worked shkler way up to Lord of All Creation. Shkle was forced to work in the Wisconsin Cheese Mines at age eight, and shkle did not see the light of day again until shkler four-hundred and seventh year. By this time, Fallout 4 had taken place and shkle found herself in the midst of a war between Super Mutants and Sewer Mutants. The Sewer Mutants were led by legendary mutant Turanga Leela, and Sample found shklerself siding with the Super Mutants. Soon, shkle had become their de facto leader and managed to unite the entirety of Super Mutantkind. Of course, shkle immediately led shkler ridiculous army to conquer planet Earth, which shkle held for over eighteen hundred years before the arrival of Ziltoid the Omniscient.

Special Skills
As Sample Character is a literal template for an infinitely-expanding list of characters, from rat-men to legendary super heroes, shkle can do anything, including things which are logically impossible. Shkle is currently the only known entity capable of squaring a circle.

Personality Traits
Sample Character is typically withdrawn. Shkle tends to avoid contact with lesser beings, and every other being in existence qualifies. Shkle will often clone shklerself in an attempt to have someone worth talking to, however shkle is literally the Alpha and Omega, so even a clone of shkler is definitionally inferior (there can be only one).

After the Great Coffee Wars against the Ziltoidian forces, Sample withdrew to an alternate dimension to contemplate shkler failure to save even a single Earth life-form. Soon, however, shkle remembered that shkle is definitionally perfect, and therefore was incapable of regret, or failure, or literally anything other than existing. Shkle immediately vanished into the Nothing and has never been seen or heard from since.